Dear Aunt Janet,
I'm sick. My nose is running and I can't catch it.
My throat has a tickle that just won't go away.
I've gone through a box of tissues & my nose is all raw.
To quote my friend's 17 year old son, "my dome piece is bangin'."
That means my head hurts.
I've taken some medicine and tried some cough drops.
I've gotten extra sleep.
Campbells Chicken Noodle soup has let me down. Progresso just won't do.
I'm going to need you to overnight me some of your oh-so-good homemade chicken noodle soup with the big fat noodles. If I don't get some soon, I'm afraid of what the reprecussions might be. Please don't forget about your neice in Missouri.